Siri has a brown belt in karate and a black belt in sex. Just turn her loose and let her go. "Getting pounded hard in doggie is one of my favorites," Siri says. "If having sex and loving it makes a person a slut, then I am a slut, and so are 99% of men. But it shouldn't be a bad thing."

Watching Siri in boob shaking and jiggling action, we must once again stop to thank her liberal husband. The Boob Brotherhood needs more friends like this.

A Scandinavian-American knockout, Siri is from Minnesota and looks every inch a blonde Swedish-American knockout but with bigger boobs than most girls of her ancestry.

"I can be sweet and dirty. I am a little bit dirty, actually," Siri said.